Hilarische trend: dierentuinen plaatsen recensies van hun dieren online
Toen de Oregon Zoo onlangs een grappige recensie van een hun schildpadden online plaatste, kreeg de dierentuin al snel navolging. Er ontstond een heuse internethit: ‘rate a species’. Lach mee om de leukste voorbeelden.
1. ”Fantastisch! Kwam in een hele schattige verpakking.”
SO GOOD
Came with super cute case. Not the fastest but outlasts every comparable unit. Retractable accessories. Dropped into a pond and still works perfectly#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/Y3q3a0KOjo— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 9, 2018
2. ”Ik bestelde een eend, otter en een bever maar er is duidelijk iets misgegaan.”
NOT WHAT I ORDERED
I ordered a duck, otter, and beaver bundle apparently there was some kind of freak accident in shipping or something. Contacted shipper, they claim no error. Bad seller. NEVER BUYING AGAIN!#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/e13u4K657F— Tyger (@TygerWDR) March 9, 2018
3. ”Ik had een kikker besteld en alles wat ik kreeg was dit gesmolten hoopje.”
⭐ very unsatisfied with the shipping. I ordered a frog and what I got was this big melted pile. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/6pj9D2HcED
— Slartibartfast (@shtoopy) March 9, 2018
4. ”Perfecte geluidskwaliteit en roterende bovenkant!”
⭐⭐⭐⭐ YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED
This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality A+. No distortion at full volume but bass is a little weak. Top rotates which is a plus. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/OYaWOfzosA— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 9, 2018
5. ”Heeft beter eyeliner dan je vriendin.”
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Do not approach if you have a fear of clowns. Has better eyeliner than your girl ever will. Maybe it’s natural, maybe it’s Maybelline? Rocket powered and semi-aquatic. Would win a “how many fish can you fit in your mouth” contest. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/8ZVUPuHpCC
— Clark DeHart (@ClarkDeHart) March 10, 2018
6. ”Voldoet niet aan de verwachtingen. De kleur lijkt totaal niet op het plaatje.”
⭐⭐⭐ NOT AS EXPECTED
Color not as shown (not even CLOSE!!!), supposed to be predator but just sits on heated rock all day and let turtles walk all over him (if ambush predators are so different you should tell people) also missing one toe???#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/5EAdkDN5D4— CA AcademyOfSciences (@calacademy) March 9, 2018
7. ”In een dronken bui zou ik hem zo weer kopen.”
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Pleasantly surprised. Thought I had ordered a Roomba, but this did an excellent job of cleaning up my ecosystem. Only downside is the projectile vomiting. Overall 5 stars, would drunkenly purchase again. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/5fDfHiaWNq
— Katherine O’Reilly (@DrKatfish) March 9, 2018
8. ”Volgens de beschrijving was het een zoogdier, maar bij aankomst legde het een ei.”
⭐⭐ 2/5 stars only. The description stated it was a mammal. Upon arrival this echidna laid an egg. A baby hatched out, that I later found out is called a puggle. I swear if I wanted more Harry Potter Fantastic Beasts I would by another book!#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/DHrU3gZvzx
— Rick Schwartz 🦒🦏🐢🦓🦅🦋🐅 (@ZooKeeperRick) March 9, 2018
9. ”Weinig onderhoud, zelfreinigend.”
⭐⭐⭐⭐We’re a FANDA of the red panda. Low maintenance. Self cleaning. Extra fluff included. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/zB23VVWQiy
— Minnesota Zoo (@mnzoo) March 9, 2018
10. ”Helemaal winter-klaar en waterproof.”
⭐⭐⭐⭐ FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Overall very good first impressions. Sturdy built, totally winter-ready and waterproof. Only comes in brown but that’s actually a plus for me. #rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/IK99ODsTPT— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 9, 2018
11. ”De mobiele woning had al een eigenaar.”
⭐⭐LATE SHIPMATE AND WRONG SIZE
Ordered a mobile home off the internet and not only was the shipment late, but it is the wrong size and already has a tenant who claims to have a life time renter’s clause in their agreement.
Cornu aspersum#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/zFgcRFtlki— Ben Fewkes (@psycocat) March 12, 2018
12. ”Dubbele gevoelens. Deze audio recorder speelt alleen af wat hij zelf wil.”
⭐⭐⭐ 3/5 Audio Recorder: Mixed feelings on this review. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. It only records what it finds interesting. AND will replay LOUDLY usually at or BEFORE sunrise.Also, no battery needed. Requires fresh fruits & veggies. VERY MESSY.
#rateaspecies pic.twitter.com/WLnQiSVjOt— Rick Schwartz 🦒🦏🐢🦓🦅🦋🐅 (@ZooKeeperRick) March 10, 2018
Bron: boredpanda.com
