Op je vijfentwintigste kom je in een vreemde overgangsfase: je bent geen aanrommelende student meer, maar stiekem ben je ook nog niet klaar voor het volwassen leven. Deze Twitteraars vatten perfect samen hoe dat voelt.
Me aged 15: I can’t wait to be an adult and do what I want!
Me aged 28, eating spaghetti at midnight, crying over The Princess Diaries: yes this is exactly what i had in mind
— Chloe Dungate (@ScarfDemon) March 10, 2018
types of vacations I need
– a week to deep clean everything I own, twice
– a week to just sleep, then sleep some more
– a week where I don’t speak to anyone
– a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up
– 2-3 days where I don’t have to make any decisions
— folu (@notfolu) February 5, 2018
The only two ways to reply to emails:
1. straight away within seconds I have no chill
2. “I am sorry it took me six months to reply, I opened it, thought ‘i’ll do this later’ and then had several large crises”
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 23, 2018
Am I perfect? No.
But do I try my best and keep a positive attitude? Also no.
— Zoe Gardner (@ZoeJardiniere) January 3, 2018
Me: Mom, I am an adult, so you need to treat me like one. Also me: Mom, I need some laundry detergent & toilet paper to take home.
— Legally Caffeinated (@LCaffeinated) March 11, 2018
i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task
— Anna Maree @ #SXSW (@rxysurfchic) December 17, 2016
Being an adult is basically just texting your friends back and forth saying stuff like, “work is crazy” & “i’m so tired” until one of you dies
— Angelo (@iamangnapoli) March 10, 2018
i can’t believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die
— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) February 27, 2014
99% of being an adult is figuring out whether you’re hungry, horny, or tired and trying to remember why you’re mad at someone.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2016
Me as a kid:
I can’t wait to travel when I get older and see the world!!
Me as an adult:
I can’t find the remote and I don’t feel like looking for it, so I’m just going to watch this and wait for it to show up.
— American Dad🇺🇸 (@SaulOdenkirk) March 7, 2018