Het huwelijk in 19 hilarische (en o, zo herkenbare) tweets
Het huwelijk perfect weergeven in slechts 140 tekens, deze mensen zijn er met vlag en wimpel in geslaagd. Grappig, maar bovenal extreem herkenbaar.
1. Nee hoor, je verstaat het goed
Wife: I’m going to wine down
Me: You mean wind down
Wife: No— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) 20 maart 2017
2. Kom maar door met die koffie
“You see, when a man loves a woman very, very much, he makes her coffee,” I explain to my kids while looking at my husband.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) 17 februari 2017
3. Tuurlijk wist hij het
WIFE: the dishwasher still needs to be emptied
ME: oh I didn’t realize
MICROWAVE: he knew
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) 16 maart 2017
4. En weg is de sfeer
[kissing]
Wife: *breathy whisper* Do you want to take my shirt off?
Me: *breathy whisper* I’m not wearing your shirt
— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) 10 april 2017
5. HIER IS PLEK!
Before marriage, men would wander parking lots aimlessly because they had no one to point out the open spots.
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) 26 maart 2017
6. Zo kinderachtig
You’d think my husband would like it when my 8yo beatboxes as I do the robot but NOOOO he’s on a “conference call” and we’re “distracting.”
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) 7 maart 2016
7. Waarom reageert hij nou niet?!
wife: Drive safe
me: Ok
wife *sends text*
wife *sends another text*
wife *sends another text asking why I’m not responding to her texts*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) 10 april 2017
8. Laten we even rustig gaan zitten om te bevestigen dat ik gelijk heb
Marriage is about sitting down and discussing our options like adults until we can both agree on my original opinion.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) 25 maart 2017
9. Betrapt
Wife: Were you drunk last night?
Me:*recalls ordering 59 tacos and losing them* A little, why?
W:*opens sock drawer full of tacos
M: Ohhh
— ⓛⓐⓜⓔ ᗪᗩᗪ (@jergarl) 22 maart 2017
10. Laat maar even weten als je er klaar mee bent
Wife: What’s wrong?
Me: I’m having an existential crisis.
Wife: When you’re done, take out the garbage.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 17 maart 2017
11. Houd. Gewoon. Je. Mond.
Me: the book is so much better
Wife [pauses Shrek 3]: can you stop interrupting every 2 minutes— David Hughes (@david8hughes) 17 maart 2017
12. ZO ziek, niet te doen
I’ll be on my deathbed and my husband will still say, “Oh man. I’ve got the worst cold ever. The. Worst.”
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) 22 maart 2017
13. Een teken van ware liefde
My wife got me a beer with lunch without even asking me in case anyone wants to know what true love looks like.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) 19 februari 2017
14. Ze ziet alles
*looks over shoulder*
*puts tiny piece of paper in trash*Wife (from upstairs): THAT CAN BE RECYCLED!!!
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) 16 maart 2017
15. Dus.
My fantasies include my husband clearing the dishes while I have an uninterrupted bath, incase you’re wondering how long I’ve been married.
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) 11 april 2017
16. Die goede oude tijd
When you’re dating, you message your partner about sex & fun date ideas. When you’re married, it’s about breakfast cereal iron content.
— Amandaconda (@mommywhitfield) 10 maart 2017
17. Denk je even het huis voor jezelf te hebben
Wife [walking into house]: Ummm..
Me: [recreating “You Better Shape Up Scene” from Grease with my dog dressed as Sandy]: You’re home early.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) 23 januari 2016
18. Sorry hoor dat ik besta
Hello couchness my old friend
I’ve come to sleep on you again
Because a wife softly seething
Hates the fact that I’m breathing— Jack C (@Jack_C44) 27 december 2016
19. Bij nader inzien: hier is je telefoon terug
Wife: Will you please put your phone away?
Me: *puts phone away
Me: *starts talking to my wife
Wife: *hands me my phone
— Dan (@DanorSlim) 7 april 2017
Lees ook: Hilarisch: het leven voor en na het huwelijk in beeld
(Bron: Twitter via The Huffington Post)
